More words of wisdom from an idiot.

Have you ever wanted to be smarter or dumber? Well, no matter what you want to be there is someone who wants to be what you are now. Count your blessings and remember that whatever, or whoever you are there will always be annoying parts of life. Just try to be happy with what you have, because when push comes to shove happiness is all that matters.

Serious advice from a man with a unibrow.

A lot of people try to define themselves in the simplest terms, as a goofy person, a rugby player, or a nerd. But life isn't about being just one thing. Stop trying to be one thing and just embrace that you are yourself. Not an athlete or an idiot, just a person.

Welcome to my life.

Hello. This is the start of my ongoing guide to teach the world how great I am. Also I plan to give advice on picking up chicks, and other essentials. Please enjoy this blog because if you don't I know where you live.